Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Hate The War/Support The Troops

Is it just me, or does everyone find this concept a bit ludicrous? I mean I am not talking about returning to the "old days" where we called soldiers baby killers and spat on them when they walked down the streets, but I do question this whole policy as it currently stands.

For instance, I think that we could better support our troops by demanding that they either be allowed to fight this war the way they see fit without political interference or we could just support them by demanding that they come home and abandon this whole fruitless endeavor. Either way, just get this thing over with because it has reached the point of absurdity. After reading that story, it becomes apparent that the military needs to support the troops too. These guys are just doing what they need to do to stay alive.

I have been tagged by the lovely Meggie of Life's Free Treats to take part in a meme. I don't normally do them, but occasionally when I have nothing better to blather on about, I will take part.

Here are the rules (which I shall break most of them):

1 Link the person who has tagged you.
2 Tell seven true things about yourself.
3 Tag seven new people.
4 Leave a message with the person you have tagged so they know about it.

Okay, here goes:

1. I hate the fact that I smoke. I would give anything if I could turn back the clock to a point where I didn't smoke with the knowledge that I would never pick one of the damned things up. It is the worst possible addiction in the world. I would much rather be a heroin addict. Seriously.

2. I don't like to drive anymore. I wonder if I will be one of those (really) old people that eventually gives up his driving privileges. Of course, on the other hand, I don't like riding with people anymore either. Maybe I can get one of those little carts to ride around in.

3. Nothing, and by nothing, I mean absolutely nothing can bring a smile to my face quicker than my Chihuahua standing at my feet looking up at me with her tail wagging and her ears back.

4. I sometimes wonder if my wife and kids know how much they mean to me. I am not what you would call an overly-demonstrative kind of guy so I am not sure if they really know how I feel sometimes.

5. I think that my years of abusing alcohol may have finally caught up with me. I sense a serious slow-down in my future. Every time I quit, I completely fall apart mentally, so be prepared.

6. I never cried when my dad died. I like to tell myself that it was because he was so miserable with all of his health issues, but deep down, I don't think that is really why I haven't cried. Conversely, when my wife's dad died, I cried like a baby. My mother was at both funerals and I know she noticed it. I wonder what she thinks about it.

7. I am so completely and totally burned out on what I do for a living that I purposely avoid phone calls from friends in the business that I know will talk on for hours about the business. I wish I owned a convenience store where my whole family could work. I would specialize in selling beer and tobacco to minors (it is much more profitable that way).

Okay, here is the part where some of you may come to hate me. I am going to tag. It will only hurt for a few minutes and you will get over it. Do it if you want, don't do it if you don't want to. Of course, if you don't, I will put a hit out on you.

The following can consider themselves fucked tagged:

Sara Sue: This is what you get for being so funny and such a good blogger.
Colonel Colonel: Oh sure, you think you can sit out there in New England and live your peaceful little life. Oh hell no, it ain't happening.
Phoebe Fay: You of the "oh so insightful" are not immune to such things!
Preposterous Ponderings: MILFS are not immune to tags.
Beach Bum: The new guy on the block has to share some of the load. It's the law.
Malach: Even superheroes/superbloggers have to play, whether they want to or not.
Here Today/Gone Tomorrow: Quit your damn protesting and get on with the meme.

Okay class. You all have your assignments, so get busy. Keep your eyes on your own work.

To the rest of you that didn't get tagged, be thankful I like you.

42 people felt me up:

  • Beach Bum

    At work right now and the IT nazis will soon surround me but I will comply tonight after I get home.

  • Mike

    Ah yes...the infamous IT Nazis. I hate them and don't miss them one bit.

  • Colonel Colonel

    aaagh... I didn't dodge fast enough, eh? OK, I'll get to work.

    "I wish I owned a convenience store where my whole family could work. I would specialize in selling beer and tobacco to minors"


    Why not open a porn shop?

  • Phoebe Fay

    Bah humbugger. I'm only complying for Carmen's sake.

  • Mike

    Colonel--The town that I live in has very strict ordinances against opening a porn shop. Apparently it is the German, Catholic, Mormon,Republican, Lithuanian, Friday night pot-luck dinners influence. I am going to have to stick with a convenience store.

  • Mike

    Phoebe--You "sneaked" in on me. Carmen thanks you.

  • Malach the Merciless

    Yeah I got tagged. As for smokng, have you tried Chantix?

  • here today, gone tomorrow

    But...but...but I've done this one before! Remember? Body piercing, flogging? Do I get to recycle it?

  • Mike

    Malach--I read about it and it is supposed to be very good. The possible side-effects, however sound awful. Of course I suppose the side effects are infinitely better than smoking. Do you know anyone who has tried it.

    HT/GT--Yes, recycling is fine. Sorry, but I didn't remember you doing it. I'm old and forgetful. You'll have to forgive me.

  • Pope Benedict XVI

    You should turn to Jesus, yes, yes

  • Mike

    Popey--I fear it may be too late for that now.

  • Anne

    Sometimes I forget why I stay then you go and remind me. I love you so much it hurts
    Anne

  • Mike

    Anne--It only hurts because of the nipple clamps.

  • Tequila Mockingbird

    hmm, i feel so left out for not being tagged.

    i do agree with colonel. i always said if i ever started a store, it would be called "clit rings and lava lamps" and i would sell porn, bean bag chairs, lava lamps, those fluffy feathers on a stick, and other sexual toys. there would be, of course, piercing done on premesis. what would YOU get pierced first?

  • Mike

    TM Bird--I am not very adventurous. I would probably get my ear pierced or something like that. The concept of someone walking towards my wang or nutsack with a needle is just not very damned appealing.

    ...fluffy feathers on a stick...

    Now there's an idea I could get behind!

    Don't feel left out because you didn't get tagged. Feel blessed. Besides, I am sure some of the poor souls I tagged will pass the favor on to you.

  • here today, gone tomorrow

    I preemptively tag tequila mockingbird right now!

  • Mike

    HT/GT--Great. I am sure she will take this as the anal violation it was meant to be!

  • Preposterous Ponderings

    Oh boy! That means i will be busy filling this out later...

  • here today, gone tomorrow

    Well, mike, anal is just how this group rolls... Speaking of which, where's Polanski?

  • Mike

    PrePo--With a husband and 6 kids, I didn't think you had enough to do.

    HT/GT--I have several theories on Polanski:

    He is really Osama Bin Laden.
    He is really Sara Sue.
    His computer is on its last legs and he is posting from other peoples computers.
    He has finally morphed into an homunculus with really big hands and can't type.
    He hates us all.
    He has become Dooce and thinks that he only has to post and not comment. Next he will be shutting down his comments because we are not playing by his rules.
    His vajayjay is hurting.
    He has found a girlfriend/boyfriend/shemale and no longer wishes to hang with us mere mortals.

    It could be any or all of the above. You choose.

  • meggie

    Thanks Mike! Nothing like sharing the misery. I liked your answers though.

  • Mike

    Thanks Meggie, I enjoyed it.

  • Malach the Merciless

    Yeah, had a number of clients and my brother in law use it, they all loved it, with a 85% success rate so far.

  • Mike

    Malach--Thanks. I'll check it out.

  • AngryMan

    Thank you for not tagging me. I've failed to respond to any so far, and I'd just as soon not get tagged.

  • Mike

    Angryman--Well I didn't tag you because I know you are going to law school and would love to have any reason to sue someone and I didn't want that someone to be me!

  • jedimacfan

    Send the Bush twins to the front line.

  • Mike

    Jedi--I'd like to send Commander George to the front line and give him a pistol and a sword and let him lead the fucking charge.

    The man's such a chicken shit pussy he'd end the war on the spot or he'd be killed in combat with an IED to the back as he ran away.

    Either way, problem solved.

  • Sara Sue

    IED? or IUD?

  • Mike

    No. The IUD's are for the Bush daughters so they don't spit out anymore Bush's from their bushes.

  • jaclynraye

    Where do I sign up for working at that convenience store (not the porn store)? I need to be done with law school.

  • Mike

    Jaclyn--Well go ahead and graduate and get a job making a billion dollars an hour and then you can buy me a convenience store and I will hire you for minimum wage. It won't be as bad as it sounds because you can eat all the Slim Jims and drink all the 40 ouncers you want.

  • Beach Bum

    The IUD's are for the Bush daughters so they don't spit out anymore Bush's from their bushes.

    As far as I'm concerned the entire Bush and Cheney clans needs to be fixed so they will go extinct.

    Mike, meme mission accomplished

  • Mike

    Beach Bum--I saw it. Thanks for playing along and yeah, I am all for Bush and Cheney sterilization!

  • Vigilante

    This site is sick, twisted and perverted. (I'll be back for more later.)

  • Mike

    Vigilante--Welcome and come on back anytime. We are definitely a twisted bunch here so jump in and enjoy the ride.

  • Sara Sue

    Hey ... about the meme ... please see "my memes" section on my site. Also, that last sentence in this post, does that mean you don't like those of us that you tagged??

  • Mike

    Sara Sue--No, I like the ones I tagged, I just like to torture them a little.

  • matchchatter

    Leaving the Tag stuff out I really like this post. I am really in agreement with you on this current doctrine in our culture. I am for letting the solders fight as they see fit since they are there anyway. I do try and find respect for them but inside I am saying "well why the fuck did you go there anyway??"

  • Mike

    Matchchatter--I assume that since this war is being fought using the same losing strategy that we used during Vietnam, the soldiers will feel the same way. Every combat veteran from the Vietnam war I ever talked to complained that military bureaucracy (permission to return fire????) was the reason we lost the war in Vietnam.

  • Mybrid

    Thanks for the love. ;-)

  • Mike

    Mybrid--You are quite welcome.