In a world that pays far too much attention to the likes of Lindsey "Loose-Lips" Lohan and Britney "I'm gonna manage a trailer park soon" Spears, I would like to take a moment to sing the praises of "older women."
Well, there's two things wrong with that statement. First of all, I can't sing worth a fuck and secondly, all of these "older women" are still younger than me.
Fuck. I am old.
Paula Zahn. 51 & still smoking hot.
Marg Helgenberger. Ugly name, pretty face and I want to run away with her. She's 49. (Shhhhhhh! Don't tell my wife, she'll ground me again.)
Holly Hunter. She causes spontaneous orgasms. She's 49.
Mary Louise Parker. She's 43 and makes me wet. Oh, never mind. I just pissed myself again. Sorry.
Tina Fey. Okay, she's only 33 but I am putting her on the list anyway. She's hot in a clever, brainy, scar on her face, kind of way and I want to have her children.So really, who cares about Britney, Lindsey, and Paris? There's no way they are going to be this hot when they are in their 40's. Hell, they probably won't even be alive.
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Completely Agree. Rachel Welsh is still pretty hot too.
Malach--I was going to put her on the list, but I had mentioned her once before. She's still hot.
How about Mother Theresa, MMMMMM
She's dead you freaking necrophiliac.
But yeah, in her day she was hot in a toothless wrinkled up old hag kinda way.
mmmm, Mary Louise Parker...
Do you watch Weeds? The show could suck ass (it doesn't) but it would be worth watching just to see her.
Chickie--No, I don't watch it, but you are right. If she's on it, it'd be worth watching.
My vote for the best looking older woman that I would crawl through miles of broken glass just to touch her shadow for is the MSNBC anchor lady Alex Witt. I thought I saw her at Disneyworld earlier this year and about got security called on my butt. And no its wasn't her damnit. Great blog, by the way.
That's a hell of a list, Mike! I wonder why Tom Cruise and Mimi divorced?
Love that Marg H. She's a hottie. I so aspire to be her.
None of them women have anything on me...I'm waaaaaay hotter and I'm a granny of 2! LOL
Besides lookin' at their pics didn't do a thing for me.
Beach Bum--Thanks for stopping by. I was going to include Alex Whitt on the list but opted for Paula Zahn instead. Alex is hot and smart too.
Sara Sue--I think the fact that Tom divorced her is all the proof that we need that Tom is just a little light in the loafers.
Kerstin--She is hot and also the main reason I watch CSI Las Vegas. Besides, Marg looks like she'd be fun to party with.
PrePo--There's nothing wrong with being a Grandmother. As a matter of fact, I sleep with one every night.
Paula Zahn's massive level of stupidity makes it impossible for me to find her attractive.
However, I do find older women attractive. Julianne Moore is the perfect example. Christie Brinkley, too! I'm sure there are more, but it's early and I drank a lot of wine last night . . .
Angryman--I don't think the networks like smart news readers. They always seem to get in trouble for one reason or another.
The Cap'n is 6 years younger than me. My dear friend D is married to a woman 9 years older than him (he?). They both think younger women are boring.
HT/GT--I have to agree. I am not attracted to younger women at all. I have always had a thing for women that look like "they've been rode hard and put away wet." Fresh-faced innocence just doesn't do a thing for me. I know a lot of guys my age that chase much younger women and I simply don't get it.
Holly Hunter and Mary Louise Parker are smoking hot. How about Helen Hunt, Susan Sarandon, Patricia Clarkson and Jane Seymour?
Colonel--Yes, they are all smoking hot. I had a lot of choices, but narrowed it down to my faves. Being old and borderline senile, I forgot to mention Laura Linney.
OK, I'll see you're Laura Linney and raise you ten with Lauren Graham.
And I'll throw all my chips into the middle of the table with...
Bebe Neuwirth.
I knew all you guys had *some* redeeming quality, and now I know what it is... excellent taste in women!
Colonel--Damn. You win. As a person who has seen Bad Santa so many times I could practically recite it word for word, I can't believe I didn't think of Lauren Graham!
Phoebe--What's that old saying? Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Yeah, stick around long enough and we are bound to do something right.
How could you forget 41-year-old Salma Hayek? She's a smokin' hottie.
Drew--Yes she certainly is and especially in that picture.