Ladies & Gentlemen, Stick Figure Man (SFM) has inadvertently released the 12th Imam and the world will be destroyed.
Sorry!
In the above picture, SFM is doing what he does best by mowing the lawn.
Oops.
Now that Pesky Pope has showed up trying to stop SFM from his appointed rounds.
Pop goes The Pope.
And now the moment the world has been waiting for. SFM has Mamoo in his sights.
Holy shit. At the last moment, The 12th Imam swoops down and saves Mamoo from "death by lawnmower" (pat. pending.).
While SFM continues on his way doing what he does best (mowing his lawn and dreaming of strippers), his world is about to change for the worse. Only Carmen, with her keen bug-eyes, sees what's in the future.
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You cannot kill de pope with a mere machine? No, no, and Imam? Imam is Ha-Satan, what message are your spreading to the kiddos!
Pope--You got a new hat. Did your old one get destroyed in the lawnmower incident? I think it did.
Also, you are a ghost now. Do they have computers in heaven?
I feel a webcomic on Stool Sample coming along.
Well if the Pope was worth anything, he should be taking on Mamoo. I don't know what the hell is wrong with him.
Does Carmen actually ride on the be-titted mower with you? (I love how you've captured her ears being blown back due to the mower's righteous velocity.)
Angryman is also psychic, I am working on the latest JesusMan! right now.
Mike, if you want me to republish stick figure man and a webcomic just give me to ok.
HT/GT--No, I don't let her ride with me. I am afraid she will fall off and go the way of the snake and the Pope.
Yes, yes. My mower does have righteous velocity.
Malach--Perhaps Jesusman can somehow stop what is about to happen.
Was this cartoon a Jerry Bruckheimer production?
It does have a certain "Pirates of the Caribbean" flare to it, doesn't it?
SFM always has me in tears from laughing so hard.
PrePo--Yeah, he makes a lot of people cry.
all this time i thought it was going to be the revolution Cash is always blathering on about that would be the end of the world, and not SFM.
"Pop goes the Pope" is the Line of the Month.
Tequila M.bird--Yeah, Cash pales by comparison to the likes of the Pope, Mamoo, SFM and his trusty sidekick Carmen.
Colonel--It does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
I think SFM should be on t-shirts. Seriously. I'm also starting to think YOU might be Joey Polanski.
Sara Sue--Let Malach do the T-shirts.
Seriously, if I was Joey Polanski, I wouldn't be missing, now would I?
Joey's missing and I am not.
Maybe Joey's really still there, and it's all the rest of us who are missing, we just don't realize it.
I don't care if the 12th Imam does come and rain hellfire on the earth. All is right with my world because SFM has returned!
And whats up with 12th? It took 11 tries to get it right? Christians got Jesus in one AND managed it with a virgin. That's got to be worth more points for El Popo right there.
Colonel--Interesting thought. Sort of like if a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there to hear it, is there sound. That kind of puzzling conundrum.
Or...maybe Joey was never here.
Phoebe--Yep, it took them 11 and they are waiting on the 12th one to make it right.
Shit, we got them beat all to freaking hell! You go Pope!
Fuckin' Joey ... I'm starting to worry, and I'm not a worrier. Fuckin' Joey.
Well, I am a worrier, and I am worried.
Of course that goes without saying since I already said I am a worrier.
Fuckin' Joey. He started this whole mess.
Maybe that's it ... someone is fuckin' Joey! If that is the case then fuckin' right on, Joey!
Sara Sue--That can't be. He would have had pictures, posts, and stories all over the internets.
Joey... I never knew him, & now he is gone??
Pop goes the Pope gets my vote too.
Meggie--Well we are hoping he comes back. I guess he had a computer problem and he was going to try to "fix it." I think he fixed it alright.
Pop goes the Pope it is.
Could Stick Figure Man and the Dangerous Man Eating Chihuahua help me in my yard? SFM’s mower ran over the snake and pope without much effort, and I have a few pesky neighbors that could use the same type of trimming. And I have plenty of beer.
Beach Bum--SFM is a Professional Mercenary and as such, is totally available for hire.
I'll just have to fit the mower with wings so that I can fly down there.
Beach Bum ... he didn't mention it but I fear you should know. He's going to drink his weight in gin when he gets there. And not the cheap stuff.
Yeah, well there is that. He might want to just pay me regular money. It would be cheaper in the long run.