Our reporters here at TIC have been very busy this week trying to get an interview with Republican Senator Larry Craig from Idaho. As you may or may not know, Senator Craig, that old bastion of family values himself, has had a very busy week.
Unfortunately, Senator Craig did not have time for an interview, but he did issue this statement.
"I am not gay except when I am blowing men in the bathroom stalls at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport."
Senator Craig, a strong supporter of, and former campaign worker for Mitt Romney, has promised us that once he returns from his trip to Thailand, he will sit down and talk with us.
UPDATE: Bill Clinton is a nasty, bad, naughty boy.
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Poor misunderstood Senator Craig. He just has a very wide stance when he does his business. Very wide.
Face it, if you had the gigantic balls required to live life as self-loathing, closeted homophobic, super-hypocrite like Craig, you'd have a wide stance, too.
Larry Foot Tapper Craig is such a tool. When he was giving his press conference all I could hear was Mr. Garrison yelling, "I NOT GAY"
I know guys that go to trial & get convicktd always say "But Im innocent"; but ol Larr is th first guy to plead guilty his own dangd self and THEN say "But Im innocent!"
No wondr he was Senate Liason fer Mitt Romney.
Phoebe--It would have to be difficult to carry that burden. Why do they all seem to be Republicans. Oh well, every one of these fools that falls is just one less we have to suffer with.
C.Rag--Christ, he does look like Mr. Garrison.
Joey--You sneaked in on me. Yeah, the poor guy gets caught red-toed and pleads guilty and then says he is not. What a messed up man.
I'm not gay, either, except for days that end in "y".
Angryman--My friend Jack says he is only gay when he is having anal sex.
Wow, where did you find that pic of Dr. Murk?
Malach--Apparently the good Dr. likes to hang out with Senator Larry. Who knew.
Mike:
I'm not gay when I have anal sex w/men. It's because I pitch, catching makes you gay. You could pitch to a woman and that wouldn't make you gay, so why does it matter if you do it w/a guy?
Angryman--Well it doesn't really matter, unless you kiss him or something.
In the case of Mr. Craig though, it is his hypocrisy that is making him the butt of many jokes. I was looking for a video of his tirade against Bill Clinton when Clinton was caught dipping his wick, but I can't find it.
Personally I don't really care what he does with his wiener as long as he doesn't bullshit everyone about it all the while giving us lectures on morals.
AngryMan has been to those Christian Overcoming Homosexuality Therapy Sessions, but he's still foot tapper with a wide stance to play with other men's lances.
From now on when I go into the men's room, I am going to be paying close attention to where I keep my feet. Apparently there is a whole wide range of Do's & Dont's that men need to be aware of when they are in the men's room.
By th way, Mike ...
... Pretty nice color sckeme ya got goin here!
Thanks Joey. Now that I have discovered the joys of "template tinkering," things may never be the same around here.
Where the hell have I been? Who is this guy?
He's a NOT GAY Senator from NOT GAY Idaho who pled guilty to soliciting NOT GAY sex in a NOT GAY airport NOT GAY men's bathroom stall.
well... more or less. ASpparently whatever he did, the important thing to remember is that he's NOT GAY.
I mean, you know, he's a Republican and all.
Kerstin--Senator Larry Craig, the man who called Bill Clinton a "naughty, naught, bad boy for getting a blow job from Monica got busted for (allegedly) soliciting sex from some undercover cop in a bathroom stall in the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport restroom.
He was also a major opponent of gay marriage and all things gay in general.
Yeah...what the Colonel said. Nothing else matters in the scheme of things except that HE IS NOT GAY.
I'm suddenly getting a slightly new perspective on Larry's calling Bill a "naughty, naughty bad boy"...
Colonel--If you haven't seen the tape, I suggest you watch it ASAP. It sort of says it all. Larry has this whole smile/sneer thing going on as he is calling Clinton a "naughty, naughty, bad boy."
It's just priceless.
Let's not forget Craig was one of two Senate liaisons for Mitt Romney's presidential campaign. However, I think he *pulled out early*.
Sara Sue--Yes, he was. Further proof that Mormons and Mormon supporters often solicit sex in men's restrooms.
oh. well then.
Kerstin--Earth shattering, isn't it?
the more i think about this, the more i have to wonder about a guy who calls the president a "naughty, naughty, bad boy."
Kerstin--I just want to know where his hands were when he was saying that.
Wow! I finally got over and looked at the U-tube video (had to do it on another computer).
Larry, Larry, Larry...
smirkin' little Larry.
I feel a little dirty now.
My wife suggsted that it would have been even better if he'd added "and bad boys need to be spanked!"
Colonel--I really expected him to say that at any moment. What a creepy freak this guy is.